Twihard2013

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon... Demon: Why so glum  chum? Guy:  What do you think?  I'm in hell. Demon:  Hell's not so bad.  We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man? Guy:  Sure,  I love to drink.  Love the drinks. Demon:  Well you're gonna love Mondays then.  On  Mondays that's all we do is drink.  Whiskey,  tequila,  Guinness,  wine coolers,  diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! Guy:  Gee that sounds great. Demon:  You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it!  Love the smoking. Demon:  Alr

Hell is other people who No matter what you do Always find something to judge They drag you through the sludge And see through your thin disguise As they shred you with their eyes All their faults and lack They place upon your back Unable to see their own transgression It becomes their only obsession To find all of your flaws And all your broken laws And they won’t even let you live Because they refuse to forgive Heaven is other people who No matter what you do Choose to see the best In you and forget the rest They don’t dwell on your sin Since they want all to win They don’t create divisions By their prideful derisions Of

Trick-or-Treat is all you hear, kid's running around yelling "look what I got!". Ghost yell "Boo! I scared you!". Teens scaring little kids by saying "They're gonna get you." There's a full moon tonight, The monsters come out and play. Black cats and bats are all over in the night, You better not cross through the grave yard today. Pumpkins glowing thorough the night, fog covering the glow of the moon. Teens saying "they are very near." And all kids get very scared. Run run as fast as you can, though the night. Only seeing by the glow of the moon, Hearing laughs of the cruel dead ghouls. Doors shut, parents say good night. Now you just h